World's Worst Puns - Literary

Punny jokes for true grammar nazis. 


The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar: it was tense.


What do you call Santa's elves? Subordinate clauses!


Why are apostrophes terrible to date? They are too possessive. 


It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.


What would you find in Charles Dickens’ kitchen? The best of thymes and the worst of thymes. 


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


Which dinosaur is the nerdiest of all? The Thesaurus.







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